Yes Really: President Trump Was Just Sentenced To Death

President Trump is now the target of an actual death sentence. While we may want to laugh at how absurd that sounds, it is absolutely 100% true. His most staunch hater is the man responsible for the sentencing and Trump isn’t taking it sitting down. The tiny tyrant, Kim Jong-Un, made it quite clear that he feels that Trump is a major cog in his wheel of vileness and voiced his outrage after Trump visited South Korea and called the tiny-terrorist a “Dictator that needed to be destroyed.”

It sounds like the man has leader-envy with a side of height jealousy maybe. Un is definitely not the most brilliant when it comes to throwing out threats and then receiving backlash. I often wait to see him throw himself on the ground and start thrashing all four limbs around while he screams, “but I am a real boy!” Not a pretty thought, but he has decided that threatening death to the President of the United States would be a good idea.

According to M Political :

President Trump has just been sentenced to death. No, you’re not reading a headline from the satire website The Onion…and no, you didn’t just wake up in an alternate universe where liberals’ wet dreams come true. The President of the United States has just been sentenced to death and here’s who’s behind it…

If there’s one person on the face of the planet who hates Trump more than Muslims and liberals, it’s the chubby dictator Kim Jong-un. Trump gives zero craps when it comes to trampling on the feelings of the dictator who keeps declaring to blow America to smithereens, where Trump decided to nickname Kim as the “rocket man,” resulting in “Little Kim” ramping up his anti-American rhetoric even further in recent weeks. In the wake of Trump daring to mock the “supreme leader,” Kim Jong-un has issued an unbelievable order to have Trump killed, which is actually hilarious when you consider that this raging lunatic lives on the other side of the globe and possesses zero ability to even carry out his childish treats.

The Daily Mail reported that North Korea has just issued a “tirade against Trump” and has sentenced our president “to death” for daring to insult the supreme leader. The ridiculous threats came just hours after Trump returned from Asia, where North Korea’s propaganda has kicked into high gear, labeling Trump a “hideous criminal” who is hereby “sentenced to death by the Korean people.”

Kim Jong-un

“The commentary added that the President has revealed his ‘true colors as an old lunatic, mean trickster and human reject’ following his 12-day, five country tour of the region,” The Daily Mail reported. “The fiery comments appear to be in response to a speech Trump delivered in South Korea last week, where the President took direct aim at North Korean leader Kim Jong-un and the ‘dark fantasy’ at the heart of his regime.”

Trump apparently got Little Kim’s giant panties in a wad, after Trump dared to insult his royal highness, calling North Korea a dictatorship that needs to be destroyed.

“Every step you take down this dark path increases the peril you face,” Trump had stated about the communist leader. “North Korea is not the paradise your grandfather envisioned,’ he added. ‘It is a hell that no person deserves.”

The Daily Mail further exposed the hilarity of Kim Jong-un’s threats, as it’s been the dictator’s M.O. for quite some time to simply kill off anyone who dares to say anything negative or mean about him.

“In response, the North Korean government lambasted Trump as a hypocritical, greedy thief who the regime ‘sentenced to death’ for his numerous insults against the Kim Jong Un and the ‘Korean people. Trump, who is no more than an old slave of money, dared point an accusing finger at the sun. He should know that he is just a hideous criminal sentenced to death by the Korean people. He will be forced to pay dearly for his blasphemy any moment,” The Daily Mail concluded.

If Little Kim actually got the opportunity to kill Trump, how do you supposed he’d do it? Perhaps he’d challenge Trump to a game of chubby bunny? Or maybe he’d sit on Trump and suffocate him? Or perhaps he’d challenge Trump to a duel, and Kim could bust out the archaic collection of weapons that he’s so found of.

Trump had a hilarious response on twitter after being sentenced to death by the dictator tweeting out: “Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me ‘old,’ when I would NEVER call him ‘short and fat?’ Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend – and maybe someday that will happen!”

But in all seriousness, for a world leader to “sentence the President of the United States to death” sheds light on just what a raging lunatic this guy truly is, and given that this guy possesses the nuclear capability to blow America to smithereens, we should probably keep close tabs on this guy. But I guarantee that if President Trump truly feels his life or the lives of the American people are being threatened by this psychotic man-child, our President will not hesitate to take out military action and send blast Little Kim and his army of underdeveloped man-child mongrols straight to back to the stone age where they belong.

All jokes aside, Kim Jong-Un is a dangerous man, with access to extremely deadly weapons, and he needs to be stopped beyond a shadow of a doubt! The world as a whole is in danger of any action that may be taken by the North Korean dictator simply because he is butt-hurt beyond belief by the words of another man. The globe is NOT a high-school gymnasium and this is not a situation of who is the more angry teenage boy.

The real world is in danger as long as Rocket Man is in charge of anything bigger than his fork, and I believe that many other countries are becoming more and more fed-up with his childish antics. Trump met with his Chinese counterpart just before his visit to South Korea, and I am almost positive that Kim was a part of their lengthy discussions. ABC News reported that not long after Trump left China, President Xi Jinping sent his most senior envoy to express their support of the U.S. wanting North Korea’s nuclear program stopped, and that really must have sent Kim into a rage.

Wake up little man, the world is sick of your crap!

H/T [ M Political , Daily Mail , ABC News ]


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